sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
