Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
