No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm always down for nudity.
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