therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
