I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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