YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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