needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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