On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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