so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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