How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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