that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
