There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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