he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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