hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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