Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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