you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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