Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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