But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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