Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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