My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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