I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This baby is an asshole
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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