kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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