I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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