i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
