ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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