What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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