What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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