I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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