Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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