I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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