She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
