I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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