saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I skipped work to stalk him.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Mom said you looked used
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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