He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
