you guys were way drunker than both of me
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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