THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
where are you?
Hypothermia
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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