awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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