Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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