one two three fourrrrnication!
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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