so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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