I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she looked like the before picture.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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