i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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