Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Found the puke drawer
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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