you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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