I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm bleeding and have questions
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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