Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize