But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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