i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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