I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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