im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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