I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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