just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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Oh Jesus.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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