awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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