I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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