found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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