sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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